{"id":68,"date":"2007-12-04T17:08:00","date_gmt":"2007-12-04T17:08:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.homegardencompanion.com\/house\/?p=68"},"modified":"2015-03-14T06:33:25","modified_gmt":"2015-03-14T06:33:25","slug":"the-handyman-who-has-everything","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.homegardencompanion.com\/house\/the-handyman-who-has-everything\/","title":{"rendered":"The Handyman Who Has Everything"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think I should get you this for your desk, Handyman, as a testament to your &#8220;My Hero&#8221; status. As long as we are talking &#8216;home improvement&#8217;, your status is safe \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/gp\/product\/B000H86RN4?ie=UTF8&amp;tag=ilonasreflect-20&amp;linkCode=as2&amp;camp=1789&amp;creative=9325&amp;creativeASIN=B000H86RN4\"><img data-recalc-dims=\"1\" decoding=\"async\" border=\"0\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/ecx.images-amazon.com\/images\/I\/41riC-Yb0lL._AA280_.jpg?w=1080\" \/><\/a><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.assoc-amazon.com\/e\/ir?t=ilonasreflect-20&amp;l=as2&amp;o=1&amp;a=B000H86RN4\" width=\"1\" height=\"1\" border=\"0\" alt=\"\" style=\"border:none !important; margin:0px !important;\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Somehow, though, I know you would more appreciate a six pack of Guinness&#8230; but this would last so much longer! Anyway, I don&#8217;t know what to get you for Christmas, even though you are usually requesting the same old &#8220;socks and underwear&#8221; under the tree. I know that a trip to the hardware is your personal weakness, but I can&#8217;t imagine what more you would want from there&#8230; although I know this is like telling a woman she has too many shoes. Well, unless you would like this ironman pencil holder, I need ideas.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think I should get you this for your desk, Handyman, as a testament to your &#8220;My Hero&#8221; status. As long as we are talking &#8216;home improvement&#8217;, your status is safe \ud83d\ude42 Somehow, though, I know you would more appreciate a six pack of Guinness&#8230; but this would last so much longer! 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