• Skip to primary navigation
  • Skip to main content
  • Skip to primary sidebar
  • Skip to footer

Home Garden Companion

Ilona's Garden Journal

  • Plant Library On The Journal
    • All Season Garden Color
  • Garden chores
    • Essential Garden Tools For Beginners
    • Garden Tips and Advice
  • Simple Site Map
  • Ilona’s Garden Flavor Shop
  • Ilona’s Garden Home
    • Old House Blog
    • Garden Librarian
Home » Places » Old House Blog » D-I-Yourselfers » Red Green Wisdom

Red Green Wisdom

| No Comments

If you are an avid do it yourselfer you might remember the Red Green Show. It had a lot of laughs mixed in with some stuff I didn’t get and probably lots of stuff that nobody gets, but Red Green is an iconic Handyman. Down to the beard and sly humor.

I thought a few quotes from the old show might inject a little humor into our pastime of working on old houses. a little craic for the grok ~me.
Ok, probably NOBODY gets that!

The most important quote ever from Red Green:

Remember, men, if the women don’t find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.

All it takes is a little imagination, some mechanical ability, and neighbors who mind their own business.

The handyman’s secret weapon – duct tape.

Be generous with the duct tape, you know; spare the duct tape, spoil the job.

Red Green: [preparing to go forward with a handyman project] Sound ingenious? Sound incredible? Sound impossible? Who cares? I’m not listening.

When the going gets tough, switch to power tools.

As you get older, you realize you can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you can get yet another financial setback.

One man’s junk is another man’s antique and if someone thinks rust and dust turns trash into cash, who am I to argue? These people are a lot smarter than we are.

You know, contrary to popular folklore, bats will not suck the blood out of your body. That’s your boss’ job.

D-I-Yourselfers+ Handyman quotes Ilona Erwin

Disclosure

DISCLOSURE: I may be an affiliate for products that I recommend. If you purchase those items through my links I will earn a commission. You will not pay more when buying a product through my link. Thank you, in advance for your support! Privacy Policy
  • My Ohio Garden Resumes The Usual Summer Program

    Fennel takes drought wellAfter the very remarkable weather we've had this summer, from damaging … Read More

    My Ohio Garden Resumes The Usual Summer Program
  • Heirloom Roses in June

    The Whetstone Park of Roses is a very large rose display. As a park, it is one I have visited all … Read More

    Heirloom Roses in June
  • Beauty Bush, Kolkwitzia amabilis

    While out shopping, of course I couldn't resist checking out the sale shrubs that were left in a … Read More

    Beauty Bush, Kolkwitzia amabilis
  • The Long Hot Summer

    hasedProverbs 25:14Like clouds and wind without rain is a man who boasts of gifts he does not … Read More

    The Long Hot Summer

Primary Sidebar

Oh, hi there!

I was a garden blog pioneer, and began writing on this blog in 2003. Before that I had begun a garden website that has been at its own domain since 2006, Ilona's Garden.

I still love writing, gardening, and art after all these years, although travel and grandchildren have become a big part of my life, now.

Ilona Erwin: View My Blog Posts

Mission

Finding your way home via the garden path


Portrait of a Gardener

gardener musings
Musings

What’s Wrong With Today’s Gardening?

Modern gardening
What Is Wrong?

Garden Journal

fine garden journal
Journal, Planner and Log Book

Garden Flavor

Visit Ilona's Garden Flavor, a shop that features my lifestyle picks and recommendations.
Ilona's Amazon Store

Pure Garden Info

from Ilona's Garden, the details of my rural garden.
Garden information you can trust. Written from a Midwestern perspective.
botanical interests

What are your ten top choices for perennial plantings?

Main Interests

Garden advice

Topics

  • my place
  • the rural story
  • gardening tips
  • reviewing garden tools
  • Privacy Policy

Footer

Join Me

  • Amazon
  • Facebook
  • Instagram
  • Pinterest
  • Substack
  • Twitter
  • YouTube

Sponsor

garden goodies
garden goodies

Meta

  • Log in
  • Entries feed
  • Comments feed
  • WordPress.org
  • Plant Library On The Journal
  • SiteMap Post Archive
  • Privacy Policy

Copyright © 2026 · Ilona's Garden Journal