PART FIVE: THE BIT ABOUT OUR NEIGHBOURS’ ASTROTURF-TAMING
Other bizarre Subterranean of Suburbia fact!
Our front lawn is actually astroturf.
Like the kind you find cute little porcelain piggies and lambsies dancing on in butcher’s shops. Remember, this is not by our design, as we’re renting.
However, our next door neighbours regularly water their astroturf.
To get the dirt off it.
I’ve also seen them vacuum it.